1. The Scouts are saving aluminums cans, bottles and other items to be recycled.
                         Proceeds will be used to cripple children.

                         2. Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10.
All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall
after the B.S. is done.

                         3. The pastor would appreciate it if the ladies of the congregation
would lend him their electric girdles
for the pancake breakfast next Sunday morning.

                         4. Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM.
Please use the back door.

                         5. The pastor will preach his farewell message,
after which the choir will sing,  "Break Forth Into Joy."

                         6. A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.

                         7. Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.

                         8. The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare's Hamlet
in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM.
The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.

                         9. Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.

                         10. The rosebud on the altar this morning is to announce the birth of David,
the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Adams.

                         11. Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social.
All ladies giving milk will please come early.

                         12. A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall.
Music will follow.

          13. At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What Is Hell?"
                         Come early and listen to our choir practice.

                         14. Weight Watchers will meet at 7 PM at the First Presbyterian Church.
Please use large double door at the side entrance.

                         15. Mrs. Johnson will be entering the hospital this week for testes.

                         16. Please join us as we show our support for Amy and Alan
who are preparing for the girth of their first child.

                         17. The Lutheran Men's group will meet at 6 PM.
Steak, mashed potatoes, green beans, bread and dessert
will be served for a nominal feel.

                         18. The Associate Minister unveiled the church's
                  new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday:
"I Upped My Pledge - Up Yours."

                         19. Our next song is "Angels We Have Heard Get High."

                         20. Don't let worry kill you, let the church help.

                         21. For those of you who have children and don't know it,
we have a nursery downstairs.

                         22. This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis
              to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.

                         23. The service will close with Little Drops of Water.
One of the ladies will start quietly and
    the rest of the congregation will join in.

                         24. Eight new choir robes are currently needed,
            due to the addition of several new members
            and to the deterioration of some older ones.

                         25. The senior choir invites any member of the congregation
who enjoys sinning to join the choir.

26. The cost for attending the
Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals.

27. Miss Charlene Mason sang, "I will not pass this way again,"
giving  obvious pleasure to the congregation.

28. Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers.
Bring your own hot dogs and guns.
Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun  time.

29. The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today
has been canceled due to a  conflict.

30. The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water."
The sermon  tonight : "Searching for Jesus."

31. Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir.
They need all the  help they can get.
 
32. Barbara remains in the hospital and
needs blood donors for more transfusions.
She is also having trouble sleeping and
requests tapes of  Pastor Jack's sermons.
 
33. During the absence of our Pastor, we enjoyed the rare privilege of
 hearing a good sermon when J.F. Stubbs supplied our pulpit.
 
34. The Rector will preach his farewell message
after which the choir  will sing "Break Forth into Joy."

35 . Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
 
36. Don't let worry kill you off -- let the Church help.
 
37. Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.

38. At the evening service tonight,
the sermon topic will be" What is  Hell?"
Come early and listen to our choir practice.