She asks, "Why do you have
all those clocks there on that wall?"
St. Peter answers, "Those are Lie-Clocks.
Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock.
Every time you lie, the
hands on your clock will move."

"Oh," says Hillary, "whose clock is that?"
"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved
indicating that she never told a lie."

"Whose clock is that?"
"That's Abraham Lincoln's clock.
The hands have only moved twice telling us
that Abe only told two lies in his entire life."

"Where's Bill Clinton's clock?" Hillary asks.
"Bill's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan."