"Why Do You Want a Divorce?"
Pourquoi vous voulez vous
divorcer?
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A judge was
interviewing
a lady regarding her pending divorce,
and asked, "What
are the grounds for your divorce?"
.
She replied, "About
four acres and a nice little home
in the middle of
the property with a stream running by."
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"No," he said, "I
mean what is the foundation of this case?"
.
"It is made of
concrete,
brick and mortar," she responded.
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"I mean," he
continued,
"What are your relations like?"
.
"I have an aunt
and uncle living here in town,
and so do my
husband's
parents."
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He said, "Do
you have a real grudge?"
.
"No," she
replied, "We have a two-car carport
and have never
really
needed one."
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"Please," he tried
again, "is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
.
"Yes, both my son
and daughter have stereo sets.
We don't necessarily
like the music,
but the answer to
your question is 'yes'."
.
"Ma'am, does your
husband ever beat you up?"
.
"Yes," she
responded,
"about twice a week he gets up earlier than I do."
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Finally, in
frustration,
the judge asked,
"Lady, why do you
want a divorce?"
.
"Oh, I don't want
a divorce," she replied.
"I've never wanted
a divorce.
My husband does.
He said he can't
communicate with me."
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“Granted.”
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