The Last Parachute

La dernière parachute
An airplane was about to crash;
there were 5 passengers on board but  only 4 parachutes.
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The first passenger, said,
I'm Kobe Bryant, the best NBA Basketball player,
the Lakers need me, I can't  afford  to  die..."
So he took the first pack and left the plane.
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The second passenger, Hillary Clinton, said,
"I am the wife of  the  former President of the United States,
I am the most ambitious  woman  in the world,
I am also a New York Senator and a potential  future  President.
"She just took the second parachute and jumped out of  the  plane.
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                                                          .The third passenger, Jean Chretien , said,
"I am da Prime  Minister  of  Canada,
I have a great responsibility being the leader of a  great nation.
And above all I'm da most intelligent Prime  Minister  in  Canadian history,
so Canada's people won't let me die".
So he put  on  the pack next to him and jumped out of the plane.
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The fourth passenger, The Pope, says to the fifth passenger, a 10  year-old school boy,
"I am old and frail and I don't have many years  left,
as a Christian I will sacrifice my life
and let you have  the last  parachute.
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The boy said, "It's OK, there's a parachute left for  you.
Canada's most intelligent Prime Minister
has taken my school  backpack."

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