Connaissez-vous les médias américains?
The Wall Street Journal is read by the
people who run the country.
The New York Times is read by people
who think they run the country.
The Washington Post is read by people
who think they should run the country.
USA Today is read by people who think they ought
to run the countrybut don't really understand
the Washington Post. They do, however, like their
smog statistics shown in pie charts.
The Los Angeles Times is read by people
who wouldn't mind running the country, if they
could spare the time, and if they didn't have
to leave L.A. to do it.
The Boston Globe is read by people whose parents
used to run thecountry and they did a far superior
job of it, thank you very much.
The New York Daily News is read by people
who aren't too sure who's running the country, and
don't really care as long as they can get a
seat on the train.
The New York Post is read by people who don't care who's running the
country either, as long as they do something really scandalous,
preferably while intoxicated.
The San Francisco Chronicle is read by people
who aren't sure thereis a country, or that anyone
is running it; but whoever it is, they oppose
all they stand for. There are occasional exceptions
if the leaders are handicapped minority feministic
atheist dwarfs, who also happen to be
illegal aliens from ANY country or
galaxy as long as they are democrats.
The Miami Herald is read by people who are running
another country,but need the baseball scores.
The National Enquirer is read by people
trapped in line at thegrocery store.
What
would we do without the US media??????