This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a pet.
So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to buy an unusual pet.
After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede,
which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and decided he would start off
by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
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So he asked the centipede in the box,
"Would you like to go to Frank's with me and have a beer?"
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But there was no answer from his new pet.
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This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him again,
"How about going to the bar and having a drink with me?"
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But again, there was no answer from his new friend and pet.
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So he waited a few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
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He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face
up against the centipede's house and shouting,
''Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?"
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A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time!
I'm putting on my shoes."