Affiches
Real Signs On Church Property
Affiches observées devant certains églises
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Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
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Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.
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.Searching for a new look? Have your faith lifted here!
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An ad for St.Joseph's Episcopal Church has a picture of two hands
holding stone tablets on which the Ten Commandments are inscribed
& a headline that reads:
"For fast, fast relief, take two tablets."
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When the restaurant next to the Lutheran Church put out a big
sign with red letters that said, "Open Sundays." The church
reciprocated with its own message: "We are open on Sundays, too."
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Have trouble sleeping? We have sermons -- come hear one!
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A singing group called "The Resurrection" was scheduled to sing
at a church. When a big snowstorm postponed the performance, the
pastor fixed the outside sign to read, "The Resurrection is postponed."
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People are like tea bags-you have to put them in hot water before
you know how strong they are.
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God so loved the world that he did not send a committee.
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Come in and pray today. Beat the Christmas rush!
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When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
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Sign broken. Message inside this Sunday.
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Fight truth decay -- brush up on your Bible daily.
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How will you spend eternity -- Smoking or Non-smoking?
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Come work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours are long and
the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
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It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
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Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
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If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
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If you don't like the way you were born, try being born again.
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Looking at the way some people live, they ought to obtain eternal
fire insurance soon.
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This is a CH_ _ CH. What is missing?" ---------> (U R)
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Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
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In the dark? Follow the Son.
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Running low on faith? Stop in for a fill-up.
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If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
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