Tests!
The following questions and answers were collated from SAT tests given in Springdale, Arkansas in 2000 to 16 year old students..... one of these kids may be President of the USA someday.
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Q: Name the four seasons.

A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
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Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery.
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Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized (e.g. abdomen)?
A: The body is consisted into three parts -- the brainium, the borax, and
the abdominal cavity. The branium contains the brain,
the borax contains the heart and lungs,
and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
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Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.


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