Tests!
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.
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Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and
makes them perspire.
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Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels
and you get intercontinental.
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Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches
puberty?
A: He says goodbye to his boyhood and
looks forward to his adultery.
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Q: Name a major disease associated with
cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
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Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
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Q: How are the main parts of the body
categorized (e.g. abdomen)?
A: The body is consisted into three parts
-- the brainium, the borax, and
the abdominal cavity. The branium contains
the brain,
the borax contains the heart and lungs,
and the abdominal cavity contains the
five bowels A, E, I, O, and U.
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Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.