The Bible according to kids!
Le Bible selon les jeunes
1. Noah's wife was Joan of Ark
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2. Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day and ball of fire by night.
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3. Moses went to the top of Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
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4. The seventh commandment is "Thou shalt not admit adultery".
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5. Joshua led the Hebrews in the Battle of Geritol.
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6. Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
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7. The people who followed Jesus were called the 12 Decibels.
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8. The epistles were the wives of the apostles.
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9. One of the opposums was St. Matthew.
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10. Salome danced in seven veils in front of King Harrod's.
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11. Paul preached acrimony, which is another name for marriage.
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12. David fought for the Finkelsteins, a race of people who lived in biblical times.
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13. The Jews had trouble throughout their history with unsympathetic Genitals.
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14. A Christian should have only one wife. This is called monotony.
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