The Bible according
to kids!
Le Bible selon les
jeunes
1. Noah's
wife was Joan of Ark
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2. Lot's wife was
a pillar of
salt by day and ball of fire by night.
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3. Moses went to
the top of
Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Commandments.
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4. The seventh
commandment is
"Thou shalt not admit adultery".
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5. Joshua led the
Hebrews in
the Battle of Geritol.
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6. Jesus was born
because Mary
had an immaculate contraption.
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7. The people who
followed Jesus
were called the 12 Decibels.
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8. The epistles
were the wives
of the apostles.
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9. One of the
opposums was St.
Matthew.
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10. Salome danced
in seven veils
in front of King Harrod's.
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11. Paul preached
acrimony,
which is another name for marriage.
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12. David fought
for the Finkelsteins,
a race of people who lived in biblical times.
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13. The Jews had
trouble throughout
their history with unsympathetic Genitals.
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14. A Christian
should have
only one wife. This is called monotony.
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