Here are a few favourite hymns of the Trade.
Chacun son métier, chacun son chant.

        The Dentist's hymn:.........................Crown Him with Many Crowns
        The Weatherman's hymn:...............There Shall Be Showers of Blessings
        The Contractor's hymn:...................The Church ‘s One Foundation
        The Tailor's hymn:...........................Holy, Holy, Holy
        The Golfer's hymn:..........................There's a Green Hill Far Away
        The Politician's hymn:......................Standing on the Promises
        The Tax Agent's hymn:....................I Surrender All
        The Gossip's hymn:.........................Pass It On
        The Electrician's hymn:...................Send The Light
        The Shopper's hymn:......................Sweet By and By
        The Real Estate Agent’s hymn:......I've Got a Mansion, Just Over the Hilltop
        The Massage Therapist’s  hymn:...He Touched Me
        The Doctor's hymn:........................The Great Physician
 
 

And for those who travel on
 Autoroutes 20 & 40...
Et pour ceux parmi vous qui roulent sur les
Autoroutes 20 et 40

                                   Speed/Vitesse       Hymn/Chant
                                                        100 k/h.........................God Will Take Care of You
                                                        110 k/h.........................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
                                                        120 k/h.........................Nearer My God To Thee
                                                        130 k/h.........................Nearer Still Nearer
                                                        140 k/h.........................This World Is Not My Home
                                                        150 k/h.........................Lord, I'm Coming Home
                                                        160 k/h and over........Precious Memories
 
 

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