Dear Mr. God,
I wish you would not make it so easy for people to come apart. I had to have 3 stitches and a shot.

Dear God,
It rained for our whole vacation, and is my father mad! He said some things about you that people are not supposed to say, but I hope you will not hurt him anyway. Your friend (I am not going to tell you who I am).

Dear God,
I read the bible, What does begat mean? Nobody will tell me.

Dear God,
Is it true my father won't get into Heaven if he uses his bowling words in the house?

Dear God,
Did you really mean Do Unto Others As They Do Unto You, because if you did then I'm going to fix my brother.

Dear God,
My Grand Pa says you were around when he was a little boy. How far back do you go?

Dear God,
It's okay that you made different religions but don't you get mixed up sometimes?

Dear God,
In the bible times, did they really talk that fancy?

Dear God,
My brother told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right.

Dear God,
Is reverend Coe a friend of yours, or did you just meet him through business.

Dear God,
In Sunday school they told us what you do. Who does it when you are on vacation?

Dear God,
We read that Thomas Edison made light but in Sunday School they said you did it. So I bet he stoled your Idea.

Dear God,
I never thought Orange went with Purple, until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.